Traveller Awaiting Approval | Hitchhikers Guide to the Universe

The Guide exists for one simple reason: to record everything there is to know about the universe, including a great many things that there isn’t.

It is assembled collaboratively by beings of varying expertise, reliability, and attention span. Some contributors are leading authorities. Others once read a sign incorrectly and felt compelled to elaborate.

You are invited to join them.

AWAITING APPROVAL

Your Traveller Request Is Still Under Consideration.

Guide Management has received your request and is currently attempting to understand it.

Unfortunately, the assigned adjudicator does not yet speak your language and has become distracted by a small but very confident filing cabinet.

We are therefore teaching the adjudicator several basic phrases, including “Yes”, “No”, “Probably” and “Please stop pressing that button”.

Your request remains safely lodged somewhere within Guide Management and will be reviewed as soon as communication, bureaucracy and reality permit.

Please check back later.

In the meantime: DON’T PANIC.